Nerd Alert

  1. HA! I’m totally an accidental food critic.

    HA!

    I’m totally an accidental food critic.

  2. THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.

  3. Letter to a young procrastinator // Slate

    Wow.  I feel better.

    Thanks to Sadie for looking this up and writing me an email about it instead of working on her paper.

  4. Okay, who’s getting me pregnant?

    Okay, who’s getting me pregnant?

  5. Fabulous! Oh, Snap! Old Hollywood Edition Barbara Walters: Kate, you always wear pants! Do you even own a skirt? Katharine Hepburn: I have one, Ms. Walters. I’ll wear it to your funeral. (via oldhollywood)

    Fabulous!

    Oh, Snap! Old Hollywood Edition

    Barbara Walters: Kate, you always wear pants! Do you even own a skirt?

    Katharine Hepburn: I have one, Ms. Walters. I’ll wear it to your funeral.

    (via oldhollywood)

  6. I’ve never seen a Shirley Temple movie, and after watching this I’m not sure if I never want to see one or want to see everything she ever made.  Regardless, the above 9 minutes and 13 seconds give new meaning to the words “cum shot,” among others.  Yeah, I went there.  I calls ‘em likes I sees ‘em.

  7. This is infuriating. “Oh, you want proof I took Honors English in high school? Here, check out this unbelievably pretentious tattoo I got.” (via lookatthisfuckinghipster)

    This is infuriating.

    “Oh, you want proof I took Honors English in high school? Here, check out this unbelievably pretentious tattoo I got.”

    (via lookatthisfuckinghipster)

  8. 1. Holy shit.  Coney Island will never be the same.

    2. Cherry Pez Coke crush rock stud boogie.

    3. Pretty sure this Rich character sold me my car at the Plaza Auto Mall on Nostrand Ave.

    (via thisiswhy)

  9. Pretty much what my studio in downtown LA will look like next year, right?  Riiiigggghhhht. (via scribkin)

    Pretty much what my studio in downtown LA will look like next year, right?  Riiiigggghhhht.

    (via scribkin)

  10. “I try to dress like a rapper in a Michel Gondry movie.” (via lookatthisfuckinghipster)

    “I try to dress like a rapper in a Michel Gondry movie.”

    (via lookatthisfuckinghipster)
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