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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hey, I’m Alice.  I’m a nerd, obvs.  This is where I display the results of my internet addiction.&gt;


You can stalk me using the links below.  You know, if you’re into that.  I know I am.

Facebook // Flickr // Twitter // Vimeo // Myspace</description><title>Nerd Alert</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @aliceroyer)</generator><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Yeah, I saw this movie.  So what.  Yeah I think Sandra Bullock...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="305" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=e8cdc3db45" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="305" flashvars="key=e8cdc3db45" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeah, I saw this movie.  So what.  Yeah I think Sandra Bullock is America’s Sweetheart.  So what.  Yeah I love Ryan Reynolds even though he left Alanis for ScarJo.  So what.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/156108373</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/156108373</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:43:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey, have you seen this?  No?  Oh, okay.  Well, then I’d...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ie5SJ39LsDg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ie5SJ39LsDg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey, have you seen this?  No?  Oh, okay.  Well, then I’d highly recommend that you do!  I just caught up with it last night, myself, and am still reeling.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/150330885</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/150330885</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:05:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This woman is the reason they cut TA funding / course offerings...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=1922&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=1922&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This woman is the reason they cut TA funding / course offerings / staff positions / everything that matters in the UC system.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, California.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/150326352</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/150326352</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:57:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/37jsqloFrqdjnzmiWW4fm8vxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well then, what about this bike I made?”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.latfh.com/post/149541232/does-anyone-want-to-ride-on-my-giant-gross" target="_blank"&gt;lookatthisfuckinghipster&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/150322295</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/150322295</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:49:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Beet and kale sandwich with ginger tofu vinaigrette from Atlas...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/kfbXc7epLqb1tppi7eRPTA27o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beet and kale sandwich with ginger tofu vinaigrette from Atlas Cafe.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The ratio of adorable, wifi-having coffee shops to residents in San Francisco never ceases to amaze and delight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/148527290</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/148527290</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:48:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>So, I’ve been MIA for a while.  I blame this on a number...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LEsw-nrMX_0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LEsw-nrMX_0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, I’ve been MIA for a while.  I blame this on a number of things including finals, moving, and being at Outfest for a week and a half.  The last of which introduced me to the above gem of a YouTube video.  It’s pretty much hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/146191687</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/146191687</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:40:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! // 7.11.09</title><description>Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! // 7.11.09: Neko Case is the funniest guest on Not My...</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/146189147</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/146189147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:36:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Tough to see, but there was a couple taking wedding photos in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/kfbXc7epLp10a87pH17eLez2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tough to see, but there was a couple taking wedding photos in front of the Mormon temple when I drove by on Saturday. Creepy!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/128203764</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/128203764</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:28:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>IPhone Day.</title><description>Best day of my life.</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/126636735</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/126636735</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:40:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>It is really too bad that she became an anti-communist nutjob. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/DBRnR67M4oow2vc7KnbMId95o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It is really too bad that she became an anti-communist nutjob.  Because, look at that!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ginger Roger&lt;/b&gt; &amp; &lt;b&gt;Fred Astaire&lt;/b&gt; in still from &lt;i&gt;Swing Time&lt;/i&gt;, 1936&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On that oft-quoted claim, “Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels”: I bow to no one in my admiration for Ginger Rogers, but in truth, she couldn’t do a tenth of what Astaire did, backwards or forwards. While Rogers was a good, hard-working dancer, Astaire ranks as one of the greatest dancers/choreographers who ever lived. As Nureyev once said, “He was not just the best ballroom dancer, or tap dancer, he was simply the greatest, most imaginative, dancer of our time.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Astaire biographer John Mueller’s assessment is less pithy but more accurate: “Ginger Rogers was outstanding among Astaire’s partners not because she was superior to others as a dancer but because, as a skilled, intuitive actress, she was cagey enough to realize that acting did not stop when dancing began. The reason so many women have fantasized about dancing with Fred Astaire is that Ginger Rogers conveyed the impression that dancing with him is the most thrilling experience imaginable.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://oldhollywood.tumblr.com/post/123963367/ginger-roger-fred-astaire-in-still-from-swing" target="_blank"&gt;oldhollywood&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/124027792</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/124027792</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:23:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>HA!
I’m totally an accidental food critic.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/kfbXc7epLok0sbaydZaYZkCeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HA!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m totally an accidental food critic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/121335708</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/121335708</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:10:20 -0700</pubDate><category>Twitter</category></item><item><title>THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4a2e784d500c23bb/4a2e493ce850c529/a90796e0/-cpid/b78f76129d11cd" id="W4727a250e66f97234a2e784d500c23bb" width="400" height="294"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4a2e784d500c23bb/4a2e493ce850c529/a90796e0/-cpid/b78f76129d11cd" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/120586295</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/120586295</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:07:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Letter to a young procrastinator // Slate</title><description>Letter to a young procrastinator // Slate: Wow.  I feel better.
Thanks to Sadie for looking this up...</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/118607656</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/118607656</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:18:22 -0700</pubDate><category>procrastination</category></item><item><title>Okay, who’s getting me pregnant?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/kfbXc7epLoa07cou9LO8BgOIo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Okay, who’s getting me pregnant?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/117492772</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/117492772</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:56:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Fabulous!

Oh, Snap! Old Hollywood Edition
Barbara Walters:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/DBRnR67M4o4e1vhp8MmWQUKxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fabulous!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Oh, Snap! Old Hollywood Edition&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Barbara Walters: Kate, you always wear pants! Do you even own a skirt?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Katharine Hepburn: I have one, Ms. Walters. I’ll wear it to your funeral.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://oldhollywood.tumblr.com/post/117439181/oh-snap-old-hollywood-edition-barbara-walters" target="_blank"&gt;oldhollywood&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/117480279</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/117480279</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:20:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve never seen a Shirley Temple movie, and after watching...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/orq4LqX7WEE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/orq4LqX7WEE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve never seen a Shirley Temple movie, and after watching this I’m not sure if I never want to see one or want to see everything she ever made.  Regardless, the above 9 minutes and 13 seconds give new meaning to the words “cum shot,” among others.  Yeah, I went there.  I calls ‘em likes I sees ‘em.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/117417271</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/117417271</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:41:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This is infuriating.
“Oh, you want proof I took Honors English...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/37jsqloFrnybstrr0U82B9THo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is infuriating.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;“Oh, you want proof I took Honors English in high school? Here, check out this unbelievably pretentious tattoo I got.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.latfh.com/post/113786684/oh-you-want-proof-i-took-honors-english-in-high" target="_blank"&gt;lookatthisfuckinghipster&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/113903194</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/113903194</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 12:38:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>1. Holy shit.  Coney Island will never be the same.
2. Cherry...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NHuGG_FsC20&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NHuGG_FsC20&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;1. Holy shit.  Coney Island will never be the same.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Cherry Pez Coke crush rock stud boogie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Pretty sure this Rich character sold me my car at the Plaza Auto Mall on Nostrand Ave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thisiswhy.tumblr.com/post/111081283/themattsmith-hip-hop-marmalade-spic-n-span" target="_blank"&gt;thisiswhy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/111315688</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/111315688</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 21:57:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Pretty much what my studio in downtown LA will look like next...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/7nDXBH2jpnr4rrqwO13lj0ieo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pretty much what my studio in downtown LA will look like next year, right?  Riiiigggghhhht.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://flipside.scribkin.com/post/111045212/thephlipside-caylamarie-love-it" target="_blank"&gt;scribkin&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/111076690</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/111076690</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 11:28:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“I try to dress like a rapper in a Michel Gondry movie.”
(via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/37jsqloFrngxyny0yclJkDMxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;“I try to dress like a rapper in a Michel Gondry movie.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.latfh.com/post/110574360/i-try-to-dress-like-a-rapper-in-a-michel-gondry" target="_blank"&gt;lookatthisfuckinghipster&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/110610267</link><guid>http://aliceroyer.tumblr.com/post/110610267</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 12:45:03 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
