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Love the shit out of these two crazy cats.
“To: Heads of production, Sony, Universal, Paramount, Fox, Disney
Cc: Joe Swanberg, Andrew Bujalski, Greta Gerwig, Aaron Katz and all their Facebook Friends
From: A.O.S.
You all keep trying to make Rock Hudson-Doris Day-style romantic comedies with the golden guys and gals of the moment, and the results are sexless, subtextless, bland career-girl-in-search-of-Mr.-Right retreads. Meanwhile, a bunch of hungry directors with digital cameras, time on their hands and not much money are making free-form studies about tentative hookups and long conversations among actual, overeducated, undermotivated young folks. Hollywood, it’s time to co-opt those dudes! Give them enough money for song credits and some production values and let them reinvent movie romance for this age of diffident couplings and vigorous social networking. And dudes, remember: you’re never too young or too hip to sell out.”

What the fuck, P.S. 1?
“Maybe cinema is dead, but it’s a wonderful afterlife.”
A.O. Scott, you are my favorite.
Brilliant.
(via thisiswhy)
Thanks to Sadie for giving me a completely unreasonable number of coffee shops to hit up in my 21-hour return to New York. Thanks a lot.
PS - OMG I love New York + Coffee.

“Clothing item a talk-show host needs: For me, it is sneakers, which I can wear 80 percent of the time, secretly behind the desk. That reminds me who I am, even though I am dressed up like an assistant principal in order to meet the minimum dress code for being on television.”
Rachel Maddow, will you marry me?
I totally lived there before it was cool.
And now that the NYT has ‘discovered’ the old hood, it’s officially over. Sorry, almost everyone I know, looks like you’d better up and move to Bed Stuy.